Thursday, February 27, 2014

WHAT'S INSIDE INSANE $80,000 OSCAR 2014 GOODY BAGS? ELLIE GOULDING'S 'BEATING HEART' SONG FOR 'DIVERGENT' SF MOVIE WITH KATE WINSLET, ASHLEY JUDD! HILARIOUS 'MOM'S NIGHT OUT' COMEDY TRAILER

ELLIE GOULDING'S
 'BEATING HEART' SONG FROM 'DIVERGENT' SF MOVIE
Your music treat for today is gorgeous BEATING HEART song which British music star Ellie Goulding has released from DIVERGENT sf movie soundtrack. The owner of BURN worldwide hit is singing  the song for the Kate Winslet, Ashley Judd, Jai Courtney, Shailene Woodley and Theo James movie which hits cinemas in April with the story set in a futuristic dystopia where society is divided into five factions that each represent a different virtue, and where  teenagers have to decide if they want to stay in their faction or switch to another - for the rest of their lives. The main character Tris learns she's Divergent and won't fit in. When she discovers a plot to destroy Divergents, Tris and the mysterious Four must find out what makes Divergents dangerous before it's too late.

OSCAR 2014 GOODY BAGS
VAGINA REJUVENATION & HAIR TRANSPLANTATIONS FOR THE OSCAR NOMINEES
I've written about the contents of Oscar gift bags a number of times before, so let us continue the tradition and check out what kind of gifts will all the nominated actors and actresses get this year in their OSCAR GOODY BAGS: this year each $80,000 bag brings the female stars a vagina rejuvenation (I'm not kidding, it's a gift certificate for a procedure which involves an injection of blood right into vagina) and a robotic hair transplantation for gents. The nominees will also get free trips to Vegas, Mexico, Rocky Mountains and Japan,  fitness training sessions, home spa system, pet food and treatments, circus lessons (for realz), expensive shoes, cameras and handbags, chocolates, tea, candy and beauty products (including a horse shampoo for humans), wine, vodka, honey and if they go overboard with those food items they also get free weightloss products. You can find the whole crazy list here.

MOM'S NIGHT OUT TRAILER
 SEAN ASTIN & SARAH DREW
And here's a fun trailer for you - the first one for comedy movie MOM'S NIGHT OUT which is scheduled for May 9th release. All Allyson and her friends want is a peaceful, grown-up evening of dinner and conversation ... a long-needed moms' night out. But in order to enjoy high heels, adult conversation and food not served in a bag, they need their husbands to watch the kids for a few hours - what could go wrong? MOM'S NIGHT OUT is an endearing, true-to-life family comedy. The cast includes Sarah Drew, Sean Astin, Patricia Heaton and Trace Adkins.

56 comments:

  1. I'll take the cash rather than all the crap in the bag.

    Mom's Night Out looks funny. That'd be me, falling down in a pair of high heels. =P

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    1. Yep, it seems those are not gifts but things you don't know how to get rid off when you get them LOL

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  2. Mom's NIght Out looks like some silly fun! And the Oscar Gift Bag. Oh, my. I think if the gals are given that rejuvenation, the men should be given a certificate to lengthen their penis!

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    1. Yes, but Michael Fassbender wouldn't know what to do with the gift certificate for penis enlargment :) We've all seen his package and it's truly big :)

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  3. An injection of blood right into one's vagina? ouch, Dezz!

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    1. my plastic surgeon actually does the face rejuvenation with your own blood (or plasma) injected into it so I'm guessing it works on tender parts too :)
      In TRUE BLOOD books there's a disgusting scene in which Bill the vampire effs the hell out of Sukie and then bites his finger and sticks it into her kagina so that he would cure it from all the over-stretching and pain, since vampire blood is healing in the novel LOL

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    2. See.... now I can't sleep! Vampires and overstretched kagina's aren't my thing. If I were a girl, I'd say ew. But I'm a guy so I say, Damn, Dezz. (The comma is key)

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    3. pfftt less snoring for Angie to put up with tonight then :PPP

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    4. You're not far off the mark there. But I've got another appointment with the Doc come tomorrow, so I'm off to my Blue cave. I like the way it resonates.

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    5. hope all goes well at the Doc, Blue!

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    6. It went so so. Dead scared I'll be hitting rock bottom sometime soon.

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    7. Nooooo! You will be better, Blue, just believe it so! Faith and believing is half of healing, otherwise there's no energy to cure your body :(

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  4. Vagina rejuvenation? I didn't know they could wear out! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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    1. well, if you use things too much they always wear out a bit :)

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  5. Put me down for one of those bags even if they are a little too much!

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    1. as soon as they nominate you for an Oscar you're on the goodie bag list, Fran :)

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    2. And what will you do with the vagina rejuvenation Fran? Give it to Rousell, I'd think he could use it :)

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    3. in Fran's defence, he did say it's a tad bit too much :)

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  6. Save the bag - just hand me the $80,000 cheque and be done with it. :)

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    1. yes, methinks most of the celebs would chose that option if it was possible :) Previous years had much better ones - there was tones of clothes, gadgets, appliances, even jewellery - but at least now they get so many trips

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  7. I'll take the bag, I always could use horse shampoo for my circus performing, robot haired vagina.

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    1. Methinks you has the winning formula, Dave :))

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  8. $80,000 is obscene. Each recipient should refuse it and state the cash equivilant should go to charity.

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    1. it's true, but all of those things come free :) they're gifts from sponsors.

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  9. I have to wonder what happens to a persons soul when they become famous and go to Hollywood. Wait, I know. Satan gobbles it down and spits it back up and we get movies :)

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    1. sometimes, more often than not, Satan just poops them out :)

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  10. Those bags sound like they are loaded with pure crap, and that $80,000 could have been spent much better elsewhere. Hey, I like free stuff, but I don't think I'd touch most of the junk in those bags!

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    1. but there are free trips, food, tea, candy... even jewellery :)

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  11. BEATING HEART great song i love it !
    Greetins

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    1. it's beautiful, isn't it? The lyrics are amazing too!

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  12. I have heard of humans using horse shampoo. Though I've not used it myself.

    Your bake sounded good. I like doing small batches like that myself. This way I can test a small amount and, make something new the next day.

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    1. I make small batches because I have only myself to cook for :(

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    2. At least you cook for yourself. I get tired of hearing how people say they don't cook because it's only them. Why not just cook for one? Or even two? I don't understand this way of thinking, that we should not make good food for just one, or two.

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    3. I also make the simplest of foods for myself, nothing special, just to survive.
      I'm used to simple food because I grew up in poverty and war, so it kinda became my taste. Just simple things to keep me alive.
      I imagine that you cook and bake mostly because you have your hubs to eat it.

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  13. Wine, vodka and honey I can understand. Vagina rejuvenation and robotic hair transplantation? Dear god ... whatever next.

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    1. well, Nicolas Cage and Travolta would rejoice the transplantation for sure :) And some of the older ladies would probably try the rejuvenation :)
      I myself would stick with the trips and honey :)

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    2. Yep, you're probably right. You crack me up sometimes!

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    3. I can already imagine a joke coming from Judi Dench and Meryl Streep. Those lasses have a good sense of humour :)

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  14. Thanks for the music treat. I enjoyed it.
    Those bags are just crazy.

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    1. it's a nice song, isn't it? I loved her song BURN last year which was written for her by my beloved Ryan Tedder

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  15. I recently tried to read Divergent and couldn't get through it. I know it's VERY popular though. Not as popular as vaginal rejuvenation perhaps, but it should have a big opening…at the theaters, that is. :P

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    1. yep, it's not my genre either, you know I don't do YA, but an acquaintance of mine is Roth's publisher and translator for Serbia.
      Why is everybody surprised with the kagina rejuvenation, don't kaginas get saggy over years? :)

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    2. Everything gets saggy over the years, dear. But it's good to know there's a shot for it. :)

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    3. 'tis true, my boobs are already saggy, but I'm just a sad walrus, me is.... :)

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  16. Can't wait to see Divergent. Mom's Night Out looks hilarious.

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  17. You think the honor of being nominated would be enough

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    1. and beside these bags, there are usually sponsors' tents at the postoscar parties where you go in and take whatever you want for free - shoes, food, cosmetics, gadgets.... all free

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  18. Uh, vaginal rejuvenation? Really?

    I can see horse shampoo, but that other thing is just over the top!

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    1. I'm guessing it ain't for younger ladies :)

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  19. I like Ellie's song.

    Those goody bags are insane and expensive.

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  20. Haha, what a gift in the goody bag. :) Mom's Night Out looks fun!

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    1. they were rather inventive this year :)

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GIVE SOME LOVE TO YOUR DEZZY :)